STORY # 0039

I was divorced in December of 1991. On St. Valentines Day of 1992 I had gotten off work at a steel mill and stopped at the local bar for a beer.  I hadn't been there 5 minutes when a fellow came in the door and said "David, somebody just hit your van."  About that time we here WHAM and I see my van rock.  I jump up and run out the door only to hear WHAM again.(number 3)  I see my ex backing up and my dumb ass steps between my van and her with my hands in the air with a 'what the heck' look on my face......here she comes again.  I barely got out of the way, she was going to take me out at the knees.  Her car is steaming, the grill and headlights are laying on the ground and my running board is, needless to say, destroyed, my side doors are caved in,  I just gave her the old "Go ahead" sign and damned if she didn't.  5 times she rammed that van, and then took off.  In court she told the judge she was angry because I didn't send her a Valentine!



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